Dating Roast
Less cringe. More game.
AI-powered profile roast
Your Profile Is A Crime Scene
We bully it into being dateable.
1-3 images, max 5MB each
🔥
Drop the evidence
Tinder, Hinge, Bumble. We read the whole mess.
Photos, bio, crimes against flirting
2 free roasts remaining
Results
Score + roast card
💀
Your public execution appears here
Drop screenshots. Press roast. Face the consequences.
Pricing
Pick your damage plan
Free gets you two roasts. Paid tiers unlock unlimited roasting.
FREE
Two free hits of emotional damage.
2 Roasts
No signup needed
2 free roasts, no signup
Score + photo and bio roast
Shareable card for the group chat
BASIC
Unlimited profile roasts for repeat offenders.
$2.99
/mo
Annual: $24.99/yr
Unlimited profile roasts
Re-roast after every bad decision
Roast your friends too
PRO
For men trying to stop dressing like an NPC and texting like one.
$4.99
/mo
Annual: $39.99/yr
Everything in Basic
Unlimited outfit roasts
Style and color fixes
ALPHA
Maximum intervention.
$9.99
/mo
Annual: $79.99/yr
Everything in Pro
Date planning (her profile + your city)
Conversation starters